Sunday, October 22, 2006

"Close"


Chapter Five is done.

Bah.

27 comments:

Carissa said...

YAY FOR SAM'S FUN STORYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladeda
i'm bored are you abored?
i am boreeeeed
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pretty picture
bye

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

Nice. I liked it, though I don't think hollowpoint bullets can expand to 18mm. You're going with my 9mm subsonic suggestion, right? 'Cause .45 hollowpoints might be able to (.45in = 11.4mm), but 100% expansion from any sort of handgun-sized caliber strikes me as highly unlikely.
Also, there is no way known to mankind to fit a shotgun in a purse. Even a sawed-off double-barreld shotgun is at least 8 inches long. You could definitely hide one of those under a coat, but not in a purse.

But enough of my technical nit-pickyness. This is getting really good! I can't wait to read what happens next!

You do know that, according to federal law, you must be at least 21 to purchase a handgun, right?

Spartan said...

uh
that was really depressing. well the end. yeah

Ali said...

oh my god, WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT GUNS!?!?!?

Ali said...

and btw jedi_raptor, there are definatley purses that could fit a handgun, especially if you put it in the purse with the little hole thingy that the bullet comes out of facing the bottom of the purse.

Jen said...

What happened to the 5th bullet? o_O

xD Nice! Someone who knows about guns versus someone who knows about purses!

name the tv show and get a prize... said...

guns not butter

kelly h said...

he killed his own father!!!! sad.

to the last commenter... SNL???

who won the stoga game?

Abby said...

OH! another idea for a postly contest. You could post pictures of places in your house, and we would have to guess where they are. Winner gets a free post.

Carissa said...

we won stoga game 34-7
poor them

hong said...

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH I THOUGHT THAT DOOR HINGE WAS A LIKE SUIT BAG COVERER THING!!

Jen said...

Stoga ALWAYS wins. I just wish I was there to film it...

Jon said...

WHY HAVE Y'ALL NOT SENT EMAILS TO MEGAN ABOUT BEING IN THE NEWSIES??? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN!!! This message goes out to all of you, minus Sam, Angie, and Maddie.

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

Yes, ali, you could store a handgun in a purse. However, sam states that the woman put a shotgun in her purse. There's a big difference.

And as to why I know so much about guns, check my blog, specifically the post entitled "'how does jedi_raptor know so much about guns'-ali"

emma said...

FYI:
it's not "the newsies"
it's just "newsies"
and that is the only impact i will have on the musical. except maybe going to see it.
oh, and nice story sam. except it's kind of freaking me out to think that the VOA has a gun.
also, that andrew knows so much about guns.

Jeff said...

I was at PSU yesterday. They accepted me and I graduated with a total of less than 24 hours on campus.

Jen said...

"WHY HAVE Y'ALL NOT SENT EMAILS TO MEGAN ABOUT BEING IN THE NEWSIES??? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN!!!"
- - -
I can't act... or sing for that matter.

Jon said...

Good reason Jen. And Emma, I am not saying it is entitled "The Newsies", I am elipsing the word play from the statement, so the statement would have been "IN THE PLAY NEWSIES", but to me that sounds dumb, so I elipsed that out and just left it as "IN THE NEWSIES". And yes, I am getting completely defensive about this and will fight you to the death, either verbally or physically if you wish that, but verbally can be and probably will be more fun, over it.

agnie said...

ooodelally ooodelally golly, what a day.

angie said...

with my name spelled wrong.

kellyh said...

congrats jeff.

Abby said...

nonsense, you can so act, jon.

angie: oh my god, I LOVE ROBIN HOOD!!!!!

charlotte said...

Dramatic irony, yes? Very effective. Good boy. This is really good. It's also a little disturbing- but in the good way, cause I guess you're trying to be disturbing. Nice prose, the way it's so *factual* adds creepiness to the story.

emma said...

eh, it's not just you jon. i see your point, though it would sound ok, and more correct, should you say "being in newsies".

Jon said...

More correct??!!!?? Take Latin and you will find out that elipsing something does not make it more or less correct, just more or less concise.

Jon said...

More understandable is different though, if I didn't elipse what I did, it would have been more understandable.

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