Sunday, July 09, 2006

Skimboarding?

Skimboarding involves throwing a piece of wood onto sand that has a centimeter of water on top. The only time there is sand with a centimeter of water on top is when a wave has just broken. You must throw your piece of wood, which is extremely thin and extremely slippery, onto the water and take a running jump on top of it. Then you glide about five feet until the wave has receded and you are just on wet sand.

An eight-year-old from Utah is teaching me how.

This translates to:

This is almost definitely my last post.

But otherwise: Jeff, you're up next. Then Jon, then Jen.

Jeff
Jon
Jen

Freaky...

11 comments:

Jen said...

=o last post? Are you running out of things to talk about? TALK ABOUT PWNFUL PHOTOSHOP TUTORIALS THAT TEACH YOU HOW TO DO PERFECT ANIME EYES!!! I FOUND ONE YESTERDAY!!!!

xD wow, that's a lot of capitals. oh well.

Jeff said...

I think he's referring to the fact that he thinks he's going to die while skimboarding. Good luck!

Jeff said...

Using your awesome samurai skills, you pull out your sword and completely annihilate the pumpkin into tiny bits of orange goop. You then start running at an inhuman rate (as you are a samurai) and slash and hack at any attacking pumpkins while running down to the end of the cliff. Because of your ungodly speed, you manage to get down before your friend hits the ground and you catch him. Jumping up over the cliff, you find yourself destroying that stupid pumpkin festival. That's how you escape.

Jeff said...

And a pumpkin's a fruit, not a vegetable. Kudos to Maeve, who pointed that out.

serena said...

oo

i went to the beach with a friend and she got a skimboard and she tried it and she failed but otherwise it was really fun.

good luck skimboarding?

Carissa said...

poor sam. We'll all come to your funeral and give nice speeches about you.

Maeve said...

First off, I'd like to say that the only reason I'm commenting is because Jeff is making me.
Secondly...I am going to reinact my previous pfeat of not usimng the backspace key. Yes, Jeff. Hence the "re," Lzatin root boy. So... I realy have nothing to sauy, other than my say looks like soy sause.c. That's all that what it ia s about.

That was awful. I have more respect for the backspace. <-- Jeff

Sam said...

just bizarre.

Melissa said...

I tried to skimboard once, but when I tried to jump on it I missed the board... it was kind of embarassing.

And why is an 8-year-old from utah teaching you?

soy sauce said...

SOY SAUCE!

Jon said...

What about re as in thing from latin and roots??? YAY LATIN I LOVE LATIN, except I hate the latin four a.p. syllabus, IT IS SO FREAKING HARD!!!!