Saturday, July 01, 2006

My Bad

The winner of this week's "Think Outside the Blog" Contest is no one.

Your answers are all very similar and all very unrealistic. I must pick a more open- ended question that could have multiple answers. I blame none of you, as this is my fault. The new question is this:

You and your best friend were hanging around the house when suddenly, in a bizarre act of god, you are turned into a slightly larger than average binder clip, and your friend is turned into a caramel mocha latte. How do you turn yourself back into a human?

You can't talk, but you can move around. You can have anything you want in the house with you, but nothing that is unusual for our area (i.e. it can't be a random machine that turns office supplies and coffee into humans).

Good luck, and may the force be with you.

11 comments:

Jon said...

Considering in this question God is a real being, which I do not whole-heartedly agree with, or agree with at all, my answer is simple. Pray, and hope God is not really an evil jerk.

jon said...

Also I have a link you might enjoy.
http://leenks.com/link44304.htm
And by link, I mean address because yea.

Angie said...

oh, Jon. That was.... lovely.

Carissa said...

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha. i'm 2 lazy to think of an answer. i want to c everyone else's tho.

Jen said...

I don't really care. Stay as a binder clip for all the rest of the world cares.

Jeff said...

Yeah...this one isn't really creative as much as "Do it." since none of the answers will work. I'll go for it anyway.
First, as a binder clip, I throw myself into a recycling bin. Then, I navigate myself through the entire recycling process until I become a prosthetic limb (sp?). Thus, I have become "human", in a sense. Not really, but work with me here. Part of a human. I tell my friend to sit on the counter, where he/she will die a most painful death when someone gets thirsty. After s/he has died, they will (hopefully) get to heaven and take a human form there. After all, if God made us into a binder clip and a caramel mocha latte, who's to say there isn't a heaven?

Ali said...

um...
wow...
A. if you don't want us to give unrealistic answers, don't make unrealistic questions.
B. I would get some kind of surgery to make me look like a human, altho i am still a binder clip. Then i would drink the latte, cuz well what else can you do, really?

Jon said...

I just thought of something, you can probably make a lot of money, if you can still talk. Really think about it, stay a talking binder clip and a talking coffee drink (ewww coffee drinks and coffee products are disgusting, although I love the smell of coffee beans, especially roasted ones) and have a crazy freak show gig, roll in the dough and become rich, then go from there.

Jeff said...

Yeah, that's nice...except it says in the rules "You can't talk."

Jpn said...

Bah really, I missed that.
Well what do you know, it is right there, but you can move around, so make money that way. Just replace talking with playing soccer and you will still get rich quick.

Jon said...

Damn, I shouldn't attempt to write my own name apparently on three hours of sleep. Lets see if I can spell it correctly this time.