The winner of this week's "Think Outside the Blog" Contest is no one.
Your answers are all very similar and all very unrealistic. I must pick a more open- ended question that could have multiple answers. I blame none of you, as this is my fault. The new question is this:
You and your best friend were hanging around the house when suddenly, in a bizarre act of god, you are turned into a slightly larger than average binder clip, and your friend is turned into a caramel mocha latte. How do you turn yourself back into a human?
You can't talk, but you can move around. You can have anything you want in the house with you, but nothing that is unusual for our area (i.e. it can't be a random machine that turns office supplies and coffee into humans).
Good luck, and may the force be with you.