Friday, July 07, 2006

I have lost

I admit defeat; here is

Vanquisher, I have narrowed down the people you could be:

Jeff S.
Tim

It is, in all likelihood, Jeff S. For the vanquisher has never commented on his blog, and speaks like him.

This is the vanquisher's decription.

I would also like to mention that, inadvertently, Tim helped me with this.

The Vanquisher of Anonymous (VOA) was a clever fiend. Sam thought of him as a "he" but wasn't entirely sure. He was quite peaceful most of the time, which is why Tim referred to him as a "mockingbird". He could act as a policeman of some blogs; when someone came on constantly commenting under a pseudonym, he managed to identify them almost always correctly.

His face was the white type of blog comments, his name was the pen name he assumed.

He was clever, as his style of writing was unlike any other. He knew HTML and apparently about how people were trying to pin him down.

There. That's all you get.

12 comments:

vanquisher of anonymous-ness said...

like, omg! that is like, totally accurate! execpt for the whole who i am part, that's totally off, but the rest is totally right on!

vanquisher of anonymous-ness said...

becuase, like, i am TOTALLY not jeff or tim

Sam said...

rats.

Carissa said...

lol. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
i thought it was Jeff S.

angie said...

ok- I still think it's Jeff S. , b/c he's tried, like, the whole totally valley girl style, of ,like, writing, so, like, obviously, it's, like, Jeff S. like- DUH!!!!

Jen said...

I bet it's Tim's brother.

Carissa said...

OH! i changed my guess to Jeff S. OR Tim's Brother.

Anonymous said...

I think the vanquisher of anonymous-ness is SAM.

Sam said...

that would be clever, but it's not me

Jon said...

Or is it Sam...
So I saw pirates, it kicked ass.

serena said...

ohkay.

emma said...

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!
I don't really care if you get my eye color wrong b/c I haven't quite figured out what color my eyes are...