Wednesday, February 22, 2006
I would like you all to first know that the screen at which I sit is several times larger than my own head. And the keyboard is weird, because the space button feels all messed up.
Today I am forcing myself to ramble. This is the kind of thing you people love, right? So that's what I'm planning on doing. So here I go...
First I'll need some inspiration. Of course the night sky right outside my window is it, so my topic is constellations.
When most people hear the word "constellation", they think of the big dipper and the little dipper. These, contrary to popular belief, are actually not constellations. Though I know everyone reading this already knew that, I'm informing you of that.
Should a constellation really be named after a spoon? Of course I won't answer that. How is it that a simple three pieces of cutlery (fork, knife, spoon) can pick up every food. Are only knives considered cutlery? Maybe silverware. What are plastic utensils, then? Plasticware? Maybe I should just call them "utensils". But that is not specific only to knives and stuff. And why can't you drink water with a spoon? You eat soup with a spoon. Or is it drink soup? Hmm...
I got it! Pasta! None of the utensils (cutlery, whatever), can pick up pasta. No, wait, damnit! They use forks to twirl and spoons to lift it up in Europe. Why did I have to go to Europe? You punks would have never known that. Argh!
Can you use onomatopoeias (is that how you make it plural?) to use words like "argh"? Or "ow"? How come everyone uses "ow", or "ouch"? Is it a natural tendency, or maybe it's just because that's what we say in the U.S. (if that's the end of a sentence, does it have another period? U.S..? is that right? And where do you put the period? After parentheses, or before them? And are the beginning of things that are in parentheses capitilized? Who am I talking to?). In Spain they say "Ay", like "ahy", kind of.
My mom's telling me to stop blogging now. What time is it? 9:11 PM? Is that a bad omen? Who cares? Are these too many questions?
I'm quickly checking my comments to see if there is anything to address...
Yeah, the anonymous person is smart (wait, I just saw a gnat... are there gnats around?). Who can think of the funniest way to take over the world? Email it to me or post on The Guest Blog. NO MACY'S CARDS, Tim! I stole that from Dilbert. For everyone else, Tim steals my jokes, which I often steal from others. But it's different because rarely is it someone I know from whom I steal it (that was a confusing sentence but I'm too lazy to fix it).
The following is a list of girls who make me nervous because I think they judge me as annoying and obnoxious because they're smarter/as smart as me, and they're quiet. And they don't laugh at my jokes.
Oh but I doubt they actually do think that. Except for Catherine...
Catherine (especially. Does she hate me? I'm not sure...)
Emma (who doesn't laugh anyway. As far as I know)
umm... kind of Carissa
I know they are more. I'll update later.