Ah well. Here is Leah's post. She wants me to use her title. And for sure am I gonna critique it, like she critiqued my story. Hmph (is that spelled with a "u"? Could that possibly be an "u". Damn, the first time I actually start rambling I have to post that now.
No! I copied the link after the story, so now I have to go to gmail.
Alright, here it is...
It is important to be Ernest. Someone must always be Ernest at all times. If there are no Ernests in the world, then the evil Club of Mongoose (Known as COM) will take over the world. Then, they will poke Mankind for eternity with very sharp pointy sticks and force them to type on a thousand typewriters for a thousand years and write the collective work of George Lucas. Babies will be thrown in blenders along with bananas and just a hint of mint. Old people will have to watch hip-hop videos without complaining and talking of how music in their time was so much better. Fake cowboy former party-boys will be given inordinate amounts of power. COM was founded in 9 B.C., back when Jesus was still Jesusette and Romans had yet to gain mysterious British accents. To protect us from this threat, the Founding Fathers (George Washington, Nero and Colonel Sanders) decided to gather all the Ernests of the world and train them in the mystic ways of the Martial Arts. They call themselves Team EFF (Ernests of the Founding Fathers), and meet every other Sunday at Baskin Robbins. In winter, they meet at Arby’s, but few attend these meetings. The motto of Team EFF is Mongoose, We Don’t Want to be with You in the Day Time (In the Day, or in the Night). Sadly, these days the amount of Ernests is declining because it is a stupid name. Parents must name their children Ernest, or the entire human race is doomed! Gesundeit.
Well, first I have to do my "I didn't say..." thing.
I didn't say it would be more than one paragraph.
Now my critiquing: Well, certainly a rather pathetic attempt to capture the voice of Douglas Adams (think Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy, people). She doesn't elaborate on it, and the end isn't believable. The Arby's joke was stolen from "The Simpsons".
Alright, that's all for now.