Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Cost of the War and a Really Stupid Survey

Check this out!

Yeah that's pretty slick...

Hong doesn't give me an inferiority complex, Carissa. We have a special bond (7, 7, 7. You'll have to ask her), you know.

Alright this is a Xanga thing and it's very girly but I'm so gay I'm not even trying to hide it (should trying be bold? But more importantly I'm kidding).

So here it is...

What are you sitting on? Old chair from a diner.

When was the last time you swam? At Jon's house... probably my Bar Mitzfah

Do you like taking bubble baths? I gues

If anyone were to serenade you, who would you want it to be? Someone who's good at the guitar... or who can sing...

Do you prefer crooked smiles or straight ones? The one's with teeth

Dimples or no? No! That's my thing.

How about freckles? Yeah that's funny! There's this kid in my sister's alef class with freckles and she's adorable, but I'm afraid if I tell her she'll tell her mom, who will in turn think I'm a pervert.

What do you think of Beethoven? Beethoven loved the country...

Of the Backstreet Boys? Backstreets back alright! no but I hate them...

If you had a burning secret and you just HAD to tell someone, who would you tell? My wonderful sister!

You look out the window and see it’s snowing. You: IT'S SNOWING?!?! wait, it's not. That was mean!

A hot stranger pulls you over in the halls and starts to kiss you. You: hit him in the stomache, then kick him or maybe throw stuff at him. Then laugh and go to class.

Have you ever gotten detention? And for what? YES!! I threw a pencil out the window! Score!

Lindsay Lohan was better in: Lindsay who? Oh, who am I kidding? Mean Girls.

Are you smart? In some respects, I guess.

If so, do you have to stdy? Or are you just good like that? Before the test, and before class. Crap I have a vocab quiz tommorow.

If you’re listening to music right now, what genre is that music classified as? Umm... I guess rock. It's a ochipella (spelled wrong. It's the kind that only sings) group singing "Happy Together".

What do you think of (and we all know these types, don’t just tell me labels belong on soup cans, dearie):

Preps: JB! He goes to a prep school. And my friend. And a turkey. HONK!

Nerds: Me, Tim, and my eventual wife.

Skaters: Flat bottomed shoes and Mike T. And Dain, I guess. But he's not like them. Or at least like their stereotype.

Goths: None in our school. Or if they are they have the look but not the personality.

Stoners: "THE LOTTERY from last year" was Carissa's response. That's funny! I just got it! Umm... oh! This kid in my school was like, "when I first smoked a joint I smoked the wrong end". Silly people! There is no wrong end of a joint. Unless he put the lit end in his mouth. Then it wasn't his first joint (if you don't get it read it a couple of times until you do)

Sluts: Almost all of the sixth grade girls and the seventh graders who make fun of me. Well, I made fun of them first. Hey! They were flirting. It's not my fault.

Overachievers: Jimmy. Not Emily. She just does well and then fishes for compliments. If someone does this, just agree with them (i.e., fisher: "I'm so stupid" you: "Yes. Yes you are". See? It's fun fun fun!)

People who just float around the social ladder: Used to be me, until I settled with Tim on "Nerd Rock" in sixth grade.

Think of your best guy friend. If he kissed you without warning, you would: Ahahahah!!!! That would be hilarious. But really I'd be worried... But I'll add the question...

Think of your best girl friend. If she kissed you without warning, you would: Pull away, then think about it. Who is my best girl friend?

Your best friend turns out to be homosexual. You: I knew Tim was gay (note: this is just funnier with him. He's a good friend, but I don't really have a best friend)

If you could have any other hair color, what would it be? Ooh, ooh! Blue! Or pink!

And eye color? Shaped like money signs. or pure white. That would be scary.

When was the last time you felt violated? When I met Mr. M!

Is there one person out there you just don’t get? Dain. Definitely Dain.

Are you not all there most of the time? Only when I'm worried. But mostly I'm "there".

What do you daydream about most? myself! and Jeff S. He's dreamy... *sigh*.

And do you have any recurring night dreams? Yeah. My mom falls out of the car when she stoops down to get the newspaper. Then the door slams and the car drives away.

If you could PICK to have a certain dream tonight, what would it be? I would be playing computer.

Name one time/event you miss: Europe at five years old.

Have you ever gone to camp? If so, what for? Yeah. Sports camp. To be made fun of (think testosterone-filled morons, me, and Sam H. I can't write his last name, but he also has a sister named Rachel and he went to my hebrew school and normal school)

Do you consider yourself to be at all emo? I don't know what this means, so probably not.

Do you enjoy basketball? Yeah... NO!

Who are three people that whenever you see them, you just can’t help but grin? Umm... Tim (I recognise that high pitched voice!), Dain (Strange, and laughs at Jeff B. who looks up the skirt of nuns), and Jen (those arm-warmers with the dogs on them).

What kind of computer are you on? Gateway, several years old.

Do you ever text message? Google Talk!

Ohh... that's all? That was fun. Oh, you should all read it! You're probably in it somewhere.

Hey, that occured to me! Am I Carissa's best guy friend? You'd run away from me if I kissed you? Man, that's pretty bad. Maybe it's how short I am. I'd have to knock you over first if I intended to kiss you. But it's better if we stay friends, I guess (*wink wink*. But am I your best guy friend? Who else is there? Maybe like Chris or something. He'd have to knock you down too).

Yeah I didn't give any revealing answers, for my own sake. Mostly just jokes.

I'm updating the My Readers thing.

13 comments:

Jeff said...

I'm trying to imagine Tim as gay...but it all boils down to the fact that he's a Republican and Catholic.
Me? Dreamy? Oh, Sam! I knew you would one day confess your feelings for me! Too bad I'm taken. :-P (Joking, for those of you who actuallly took that part seriously)
You got detention for throwing a pencil out a window? When did you get the chance to actually do that?
Gah! I just remembered I have a vocab quiz tomorrow also! Yeah...bye!

Jesse said...

I stopped reading the survey halfway through. It creeped me out a bit too much.

Jen said...

oh, I heard somewhere that "emo" is sort of a mix between punk and goth. but it's also sort of something else on its own, too...

hong said...

wow, all you need is a code of numbers. cool

i went to the place thing. and it doesn't let you exit!!! (yes, i'm great at observing) you have to ctrl+alt+del. (again, observation skills)

hong said...

wow, all you need is a code of numbers. cool

i went to the place thing. and it doesn't let you exit!!! (yes, i'm great at observing) you have to ctrl+alt+del. (again, observation skills)

I AGREE WITH HONG GOOGLE SUCKS said...

google talk! pshf!

Anonymous said...

"emo" is a label for people who listen to "emo music" or emotional punk rock music about girls breaking feminine-looking boys who generally wear girl's pants hearts. the music awesome.

Abby said...

i'm not sure, but i think it's "a capella"... i think...

ooooooooooh my holy god I could not stop laughing about the joint thing. And I sound creepy when I have a laugh attack.

Carissa is seriously scared now said...

Hey! u stole that from my site! cool! I feel appreciated.

Ok.. where to begin...... hmmm. this should be INTERESTING

Hong gives EVERYONE an inferiority complex. even if you don't notice it. she does. or will. eventually. if u are around her enough.

OHHH! U referenced the pencil thing in english today too!

YOU ARE TO SMART! AND OMG OUR VOCAB TEST! THNX SOO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME!

I agree with Abby on spelling

YAY! U GOT MY FUNNINESS

People think i fish for compliments sometimes. when i don't. and it depresses me.

Finally.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK IF U WERE MY BEST GUY FRIEND!!!!!!! WAIT??? AND WHY WOULD YOU KISS ME??????????????????? OMG!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHISH!!!!!!! *stops spazzing and thinks* Wait. are you my best guy friend. Hmmmmmm..... Chris who? dinardo? DEFINATELY NOT!!! HE STARTED THE BENLEI/CARISSA PROM THING!!! (no comment) but who else would it be............... maybe mike tozzi (jkjkjkjkjk. i'm not psycho) GAHHHHH!!!!!!!! MAYBE YOU ARE MY BEST GUY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT IS SCARYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excuse me while i go spazz out for a while. bye.

oh, and Emo = emotional

Carissa said...

and YES i would run away if you tried to kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry i just realized this part) except... when i wrote the answer to this survey i didn't realize u were my best guy friend. So i have changed my answer. I would just stand there. b/c i'm taller than you and stronger and you couldn't knock me down. Then i would run away. Feel privilidged tho, if it was anyone else i would beat them up first. b/c actually i am pretty in shape and strong from pitching. hahaha. that would be fun! i share hong's view on middle school relationships. ask her. she does a MUCH better job explaining it than i. Don't worry.

Jen said...

I updated my blog! ^-^ *pokes multiple times*

Leah said...

My...that was scary. I'd hope none of my friends would try to just kiss me. That would be freaky. Carissa's answer to Stoners was great. They made you read that in school? I read it on my own.

Frances =) said...

I have a lot of good friends who are guys. . .but my best guy friend is probably Jesse. Who also happens to be my best girl friend's boyfriend. I mean friend who is a girl. . .nvm.
If I had a burning secret. . .if it was someone elses, I wouldn't tell. If it was mine, the whole world would know withing a second. Literally. I would tell everyone to tell everyone! Ok, maybe I wouldn't. . .but ya.
Gosh, I haven't taken a bubble bath in years. . .
I'm basically summarizing the quiz here b/c I never have enough time to DO them. There are a lot of quizzes out there too. . .
Ok, why would a stranger kiss you? That's just strange.
I've never gotten a dention. And I never plan to.
Jimmy IS an overacheiver. . .
I'm supposed to defend Emily, I guess. . .but she does that a lot.
("oh no, I got an 90% on a math quiz!") But that was mean. But then I guess I'm kind of like that too b/c I consider anything under 90% failing. Well, I kinda have to if I want to stay alive. . .my parents consider anything under 95% failing. . .
I kind of float around the social ladder. . .sort of. I think.
THE END!
~Frances =)