One:
We are looking at the Mona Lisa and you say why do you think she is smiling? and I think that is the dumbest question I have ever heard there does not need to be a reason to smile people can just smile because they want to smile why does there have to be a reason to smile people always ask that question when they see this painting but it does not mean a thing it does not mean a thing it means nothing but I say I'm not sure.
Two:
We are on a bus and it is late and all around us people are discussing religion angrily and you are a devout Christian and I do not believe in God but we have been best friends since sixth grade and I ask if I can put my head on your shoulder and you look a little uncomfortable but you say okay and your shoulder is a little bony but I fall asleep just the same.
Three:
You try on my shoes but they do not fit.
Monday, December 22, 2008
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6 comments:
Heehee I think these three are my favorite.
Catedish.
I bet 3 leads to an action sequence...
SUSHE!
these are getting more amazing each time u write them
1. Yeah, I hate when people ask stupid questions like that.
2. That would be kinda awkward.
3. No duh. I'm a size 11.
Winall. I sure as heck try.
Three:
You try on my shoes but they do not fit.
3a. So you chuck them at Bush.
3b. If the shoes don't fit, you must acquit.
are they dinkles? :P
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