Monday, December 22, 2008

Scenes 4

One:
We are looking at the Mona Lisa and you say why do you think she is smiling? and I think that is the dumbest question I have ever heard there does not need to be a reason to smile people can just smile because they want to smile why does there have to be a reason to smile people always ask that question when they see this painting but it does not mean a thing it does not mean a thing it means nothing but I say I'm not sure.

Two:
We are on a bus and it is late and all around us people are discussing religion angrily and you are a devout Christian and I do not believe in God but we have been best friends since sixth grade and I ask if I can put my head on your shoulder and you look a little uncomfortable but you say okay and your shoulder is a little bony but I fall asleep just the same.

Three:
You try on my shoes but they do not fit.

6 comments:

ello who is too lazy to log in said...

Heehee I think these three are my favorite.

Catedish.

Jeff said...

I bet 3 leads to an action sequence...



SUSHE!

Carissa said...

these are getting more amazing each time u write them

Raptor said...

1. Yeah, I hate when people ask stupid questions like that.

2. That would be kinda awkward.

3. No duh. I'm a size 11.

Winall. I sure as heck try.

bilifi said...

Three:
You try on my shoes but they do not fit.

3a. So you chuck them at Bush.

3b. If the shoes don't fit, you must acquit.

Don't be creepy! said...

are they dinkles? :P