Hamburgers are delicious. They have a bun, maybe some lettuce and tomato, ketchup, and then the actual beef.
Why is it the only meat we don't call by the name of the animal is "beef"? Chicken is chicken, turkey is turkey, tofu is tofu.
Oh that reminds me. Tofu doesn't make a good pet. Have you ever seen a wild tofu? It's so crazy. They can get pretty vicious. My cat once got beat up by a pack of tofu.
So if you ever see some tofu in the forest, make yourself as small as possible. Tofus are afraid of small things. Take off your jacket and assume fetal position.
Fetal rhymes with beetle. Like the Beatles. Which is a band. So that's why I'm going to...
I'm listening to Smashmouth. It's a weird band. But it's not bad. The song is called "Walkin' on the Sun". Which reminds me. Don't try walking on the sun.
I hear it gets kind of warm.
Now the song switched to "Istanbul" by They Might Be Giants.
This morning I made a delayed reaction joke. I made a joke, then, silence, then...
Anyway the moral of the story is that hamburgers are tasty.