Monday, March 13, 2006

On How I Outsmarted Carissa

Or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.

Hey Carissa. Before to pretend you're smarter than you really are, remember that I'm me!

Heh heh. I laugh at you. You looked up talmud and then pasted it on your comment.

Here are a few liks as proof.

One: The Inciting Incident. Read the 6th comment (mine) then the 10th comment (Carissa's), then the 12th comment (mine again).

Two: The Crime. My favorite was how you phrased it. You were like, "isn't the talmud" blah blah blah.

Three: The Evidence. Scroll down to "T" and find Talmud.

Talmud is a couple of books that (word here. I don't know what the word is. It's like to add to. SOMEONE HELP ME! It's like alliterate or reiterate or something) on the Torah. They make new laws to make the society clearer. Then people commented on the laws. Then more people commented on the comments.

You get the idea.

By the way, Carissa is smarter than me in most respects. And I've done what she's done before. I just didn't have anything to blog about today.

28 comments:

Abby said...

how about "the talmud is a couple of books that expands on the torah" or perhaps "illiterates".

Carissa said...

Ummm... of COURSE i looked it up!!! i'm not like JEWISH or anything....... so how would i know??? And why else would it be phrased so technically???? ummm... do u think i think ur dumb or something?????

And how is "my favorite blablabla...." considered "the crime"? i don't get it!

And I am NOT SMARTER THAN YOU!!! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT????

Sam said...

you are smarter than me.

you're in algebra 2 and you have a FIGHTER JET in English. And a submarine, I think.

Anonymous said...

and a boat.

Ali said...

.....wow....
if this is what smart people do...
then i don't want to me smart...

Abby said...

haha

Anonymous said...

what are smart people doing? what are you refering to by "this" and ali.. whoever you are... i'm sure you are very smart.

Anonymous said...

what are smart people doing? what are you refering to by "this" and ali.. whoever you are... i'm sure you are very smart.

Jen said...

O-o;; um... I don't think I wanna know...

Anonymous said...

Kind of sounds like puppy love between Sam and Carissa if you ask me, which nobody did, but too bad.

Anonymous said...

illuminates

elucidates

elaborates

illustrates

nerdjedi said...

How does one get a fighter jet and a submarine in English class?

Jeff said...

I'd like to know that myself, Tim. Oh, and Carissa, you are smarter than Sam (no offense to Sam). Don't deny the truth.

Abby said...

HAHAHAAAA (sorry, it was a suprised laugh, not a derisive one)

Anonymous said...

i don't get you picure sam

Anonymous said...

why don't you love me?

Jen said...

0.o woah! who was that last anonymous person?

Anonymous said...

i love you, sam. Why can't ypu love me back?

Anonymous said...

I just want you love

Abby said...

uhh... would it be possible to leave love confessions out of comment boards from now on?

and if you don't get sam's picture, go to his profile, click on one of the things listed under his favorites, and you'll get all the people who also have that particular thing listed. If, after that, you still dont get it, well...

Carissa said...

PUPPY LOVE??? Alright.. WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

illuminates = FUNFUN!!!!

*hmph* there are DIFFERENT kinds of smartness... its not "how smart are you?" but "how are you smart?". Therefore i am not smarter than Sam. SO STOP SAYING I AM!

Jen said...

yes, I agree with Abby on that one. *shudders* must.... stop.... thinking.... about.... claire incident..... ><

Anonymous said...

claire was not NEARLY as deranged as me!

Anonymous said...

claire???

Abby said...

wha..?

Anonymous said...

This is getting hilarious

Anonymous said...

This is getting hilarious

Jesse said...

Nice Dr. Strangelove quote. Well, not quote, subtitle. Or alternate title. Whatever.