Wednesday, February 08, 2006

My Readers

Yeah... I changed it. "Fans" sounded to weird. This is basically a post about the people who read my blog.

Jon- What is there to say about Jon? Well, let's put it this way: What isn't there to say about Jon. He's hilarious, for one. He makes the best jokes ever. And teaches us cool card games (Hand and Foot! You need six decks). We teach him some too, (Euchre, about half of a deck. Demon, one deck per person. I'll think of more later.) and we play them all the time. He's a DDR wizard, and comes to Delaware with us, too. He writes good, albeit long and depressing, poems. He also won the first LOTW award, and has been one of my most loyal fans; he's commented from the beginning. We've been friends for the longest of any of you hacks, so, yeah: That's Jon.

Tim- Psh. Tim. Well, anyway, Tim is the king of the nerds. I am his loyal subject, though recently I have been skirting my duties of doing nothing. So Tim is nerdy, he has a calculator watch. And his hair is weird. It doesn't move. Ever. I'm not even kidding. It's freakish. Well, I just wasted about a line on Tim's hair. Recently, Tim has been the butt of some more nasty (true? Well, that's up to you) rumors. Why can't I think to write things about Tim. He's the most interesting person I know (besides me). He's not eccentric, so much as crazy. Childlike in his manner. His jokes leave much to be desired. That must be why he steals Jeff's and mine. Ooh: Burn. He "oh snap"s on occasion, and I've seen him dressed in a chicken suit. He's a powerpoint whiz, and my good friend.

Jen- Ah. Jen. Well, she thinks I'm a moron (don't worry, I won't post it on the web) apparently. But she's read my blog a lot, especially recently. Oh, this is a great opportunity to mention The Guest Blog. It's a forum for pathetic mortals who don't have a blog and want people to read their musings. Jen and I started it up, so now you can post (I'm sending all people on my email list passwords. To log in, go to blogger.com and sign in. Then click the "New Post" (or something like that) and you're blogging. If you need more help, see this post. But back to Jen. She's smart (at least as smart enough to hang out with our friends. I know that sounds very Cliqueish, but it's true: Stupid people don't thrive in our group). She's a really good artist, and does really good HTML. Apparently she likes DDR, and has (she doesn't know it) become friends with Abby. You two have agreed so many times. It's funny. She's a loyal reader, but doesn't blog much anymore.

Carissa- I just posted that one above this. So I'm just glad I don't have to syllables (if you're reading this from the link on the sidebar, it's this post). Anyway, she's like ridiculously smart (she's in Algebra 2. In eighth grade!), and she's really modest about it (see, it doesn't count because you're not saying it! She was afraid to ask the high school guy a question about it because she was afraid people would think she was bragging) And she has a cool Xanga, too. It's on the sidebar. She's also one of the people I'm nervous making jokes around (also Emma. She never laughs!) because she's smarter than me and really quiet and modest so I feel like she's judging me (even though I know she's not. Or is she? Hmm...). And like, she laughs, too (unlike Emma. Did I mention this?) but for some reason I still think it's weird. See, there's a lot more to making people laugh in school than you'd think. Anyway, she's also very tall (taller than me anyway. Not that that's like a feat or anything). And she plays clarinet (I think. Hey, do people in band think Gabe and I are obnoxious? Do we even make jokes anymore? I forget...), and she's good at it, too. I think...

Crud, I thought Carissa's would be too short. So I made it long. But most of it was about me anyway.

Let's see, next is...

Jeff S.- Oh man! Jeff is tall, too. And a great actor. And he plays piano well, too. And he and his girlfriend (you can say that in a sing-song voice if you wish)have a blog. Oh, yeah: I need to add that to the sidebar. Hold on. Okay, I'm done. So let's see. Jeff is really funny (and smart. If you don't get it read Jen's paragraph). Oh, here's his description of himself:

Jeff, Co-Lord of Randomness in the land of Randomossity (Along with Maeve), King of Insanity, Sitting, and Geeks, Destroyer of Conformity, Banisher of Boringness, 1/3 of the Acting Trio, Undisputed Master of Movies, Both Musical and Classic, Keeper of the Word "Meep"(Also Along with Maeve), Part-Time Keeper of the Words "Zip, zap, zop!"(Again with Maeve), Almighty Emperor of Electronics, Captain of Drinking Air (subordinate only to Humphry Bogart), Puppetmaster of Fs, Puppetmaster-in-training of Gs, The Dark Lord Ishi-Ishi, Deep Thought II, Science Geek Extraordinaire, Honest Follower of What May or May Not Be the Directions, El Brujo Caballero de la Mesa Rodonda, Maestro of Japanese Number Puzzles, Especially in the Wee Hours, Punmaster Pro Tempore of Randomosity, Founder of Endless Conversation(With...yup, you guessed it: Maeve), Wielder of Lactose-based Excuses.

I guess that about somes it up, ya' know. He's a really good friend of mine! Not that you other people aren't, but this paragraph needed some meat.

Madeline- Hmm... She's insane, I guess. And a good speller. And what else? Smart. And gets really good grades. And tall. And her Dad has this huge house that was like a post office or something. It's really big. Not like a mansion, but it has a big yard and stuff. He's a chemist. She likes this game which involves sitting on Dain's lap. And she plays bass (that's like "base", Tim. Not the fish) bells. And sings like ridiculously high. Can you start sentences with "and"? You know who would know? Maddie! She also is constantly changing my background to "I heart Maddie". And she's going out with Gianni.

Sri Charan- Well, he's a good speller, too. And his name is a substitute's worst nightmare (pronounced "Shri Charan". The A's are like eah in yeah). He's smart. Well, pretty much all of my friends are smart. And he got me hooked on GMail. And he abandoned his blog, and then adopted it lovelessly to try to get off the "Abandoned Blog" list. If he keeps posting, he just might. But for now, it will take a while for him to regain my trust. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh.

Well, that's enough of the "heh heh"'s, so on to the next person, who is...

Frances- Well, her main characteristic is her ridiculously fast speed at talking (if you were on drugs you wouldn't talk as fast as her. Really). She's short, and plays really good piano. She likes practicing piano. That scares me, you know! Anyway she's completely insane. She made song fest. Unlike me! Ah, well. Apparently some people call her "Francy". Is that weird? Maybe it's just me. And she's hyper. Really hyper. She's "bouncy". And she plays like 40 instruments. She's also friends with Christie and Emily. They're like a trio, I guess. And like all of her friends hate me. But that's okay because they should. I'm kind of a terrible person, I guess. Well, that's it on Frances.

Abby- She's my friend from Hebrew School. She can sing really well, and is friends with Becky. Also from my Hebrew School. She's been to all the Bnei Mitzfahs with me (so much bad buffet food, so little time). We don't see eachother much really anymore. That's sad (I'd do a frowny face but mine always look like crap). She has a good blog (check the sidebar). She has brown hair, and a pool with a really old diving board and no heater. It is so cold! And she likes the Red Sox. I'm a Yankees fan, myself. Well, not really. But I'm from New York. And she likes cats. Like me. And she has an older brother. And remember the Keswick? Where we saw those weird plays? Abby and I went there to see Dar Williams perform. I was so tired that night. Oh, good times.

Angie- Angie is hilarious. But she never posts on her blog. Ever. So that's bad but she's nice. She joined our group this year with Maddie (that is, they eat lunch with us) but they are still friends with Melissa and Taylor and all. She's got really long flowy hair that's brown. And she doesn't have glasses. She likes giving out hugs a lot. Like she hugs everyone every day. That's kind of weird. Well, Angie is pretty weird, I guess. Earlier this year our group was suffering from blows from both inside and out, and Angie held strong during that time. Unlike me. She gave out so many hugs. So Angie is pretty cool.


Leah- Well, Leah is also a Hebrew School friend. She goes to the other middle school but will meet up with us at high school. She was the first to win LOTW twice. Umm... let's see... She is like a Sims 2 wizard, and very smart as well. I haven't seen her in a while so I don't know that much about her. I'll just throw in some j's to fatten this up:

jjjjj

There, that's good.

Hong- Hong is a Google Hater. She hates google. She's also in Geometry with me and Sri and some other people. She comments here on occasion, and also has a Xanga I don't read. So that's why it's not on the side bar. But she did have this hilarious video: ipod flea! Well, you get it. Anyway she's pretty smart. And she's in chorus, singers, and orchestra. And she's friends with Carissa. I'd like to mention that the ipod flea is using Google Video. GOOGLE RULES, HONG! GET OVER IT!

Who's next?

No one? I'm done? Really? Wait. One more...

The Anonymous Commenter- No name, no face. Only absurdity. This commenter is the voice of opposition, insulting my blog, or saying random things. Everyone has done it once in a while. But there are some regular anonymous people. How many are enemies of the blog? How many are friends? How many are the bloggers themselves? We may never know.

Addition

Ali- She's been bugging me about how she wanted to be a "reader". Okay. Ali is a girl at my school. Once, a sub called me Henry. So she likes making fun of me for that. Even though it's really not something you can make fun of me for. It's not like I did anything. But whatever. She likes making fun of me in general. She's friends with Frances and stuff. She's pretty smart at English. And she's in my science class. And she comes to talk with Christie sometimes so I see her and now we're friends. Happy? Huh? Okay?

If I missed you, email me. If you don't know my email address, look on the sidebar. If you don't know where the sidebar is, you're stupid.

27 comments:

Admin said...

=3 yay! more people have come back to school today!!!!

xD poptarts...

Anonymous said...

Jon. You mean like Jon from Garfield, or some other Jon?

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmm poptarts are good. Is it blueberry? I looooooove blueberry poptarts. With icing. YAY!

Sam said...

Why must you people obsess over poptarts?

Admin said...

Sam, aren't you going to write the rest of it?????? =o

Carissa said...

Ummmm... Sam? Didn't just ONE person obsess over poptarts?

Sam said...

Why must you people over obsess about my comments that have to do with people obsessing over poptarts?

Carissa said...

because....... its fun?

when will u finish writing the rest of it?

Anonymous said...

lazy...

Admin said...

post more! more! post!!! post!!

Frances =) said...

Poptarts. . .special.
Yes, Jen. . .yay! The population of the student body is finally increasing again.

I LOVE DDR! I don't have it at home (well I don't have play station or anything like taht at all). . .but it's extremely fun to play and it sorta fits me b/c I get to JUMP!!!!! YAY!

~Frances =)

Admin said...

yeah, I like Dance Dance Relvolution, too. I have the newest version, but I never have time to play it because of homework. I play it on the weekends though.

Everybody Dance Now said...

GOING TO BEAT THINGS, GRAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Sorry this has been an outburst of one FRUSTRATED Jon, to which frustration and anger are understatements. And I have zero time to play DDR even on weekends.
On a lighter note, I NAILED MY SHAKESPEARE AUDITION WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Admin said...

YAY!!! Sam made paragraphs on me and Tim!!! *thompglomphuggle*

((don't ask...))

Jeff said...

Thanks for the paragraph on me! You pretty much hit me dead on, so there isn't much to comment on.

Sri said...

Ok. One of two things: You either intentionally spelled my name wrong, (bad Sam) or you really don't know how to spell my name. Spelled correctly, it is: Sricharan. Never ever mess it up again. I get ticked when people do that.

ECB said...

You should also mention that Maddie can write very well: she's funny, ironic and has a very engaging style. Her phrasing is very original. Critics would say she has a unique "voice".

Frances =) said...

Your comments are people are. . .intersting. Lol. AND. . .fun to read.
Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Hyperness and Randomness,
~Frances =)

hong said...

*cough* *points self* *cough*

the Enceladusians have landed and left on blogs said...

unfair...other people slowly encroached my status as the anonymous commenter(including the other anonymous commenters in this post) that's why I've basically given up commenting as that now...

Abby said...

correction; my pool does, in fact, have a heater, my dad just doesn't like to use it all that much. He likes the water "brisk", so the rest of us have to suffer.

Ali said...

aww *sniffs* i'm there!! w00t!!! hyperness!!

Dain said...

Great, the only place I am mentioned is being sat apon by Maddie.
A great way to be remembered! (say that sentence in a sarcastic way please!)

Leah said...

Haven't checked this one in a while... Um, I get j's. Good one.

Angie said...

I'm pretty cool...

hong said...

whoops, my bad. I should've sent this link

http://gprime.net/video.php/ipodflea

instead of the one *shudder* going to google video. And on Google video, they say it's from gprime.net. stupid me

serena said...

ahem?