Man, Maddie got 32 posts on this post. Damn! Let's try for like 40 or something.
Also, I figured out the case of the migrating sidebar. Turns out I forgot to close one of my tags (align left). Everything got pushed to the left, including the sidebar. It's natural tendency was to then move to the bottom of the page.
Yes, Jesse, Linux does rock. Thank you for pointing that out.
Well, I don't have a fourth thing. So...