Ah, er- I was just walking my dog in town, and the truck lost control, and I assume, well- I'm dead, aren't I? This is it?
This is it. Wow.
[A beat, more laughter]
I'm just saying that it's the kind of thing you always hear about happening, but here I am. Does everyone get this? Is this heaven? What's even going on?
[The speaker leans from the microphone, some inaudible discussion between him and someone backstage]
Oh, I see. Well, like, don't take life for granted, spend more time with your family, and, uh-
Look, I just died or whatever, can I at least get a minute to make some notes?