Sunday, February 07, 2010

Chapters

ONE: I DESPISE LEMON TEA

Yeah, I mean this isn't just not liking lemon tea. He despises this stuff. Lemon tea drove to his house and killed his mom.

TWO: SLEEP TIGHT

It seems like something you would do loosely. I mean like tight is sort of the opposite of relaxed. What was the plan here?

THREE: WHEN IT GETS WARM WE COULD PLAY ULTIMATE AND THEN EAT REESE'S AFTERWARDS I WAS THINKING MAYBE HOT SHOWERS FOLLOWED BY A GAME OF BOGGLE

Yes. Absolutely yes.

4 comments:

Carissa said...

=]

Jon said...

Three makes my life complete

Anonymous said...

Fact de jour: the phrase "sleep tight" comes from colonial times, when bed frames had a lattice of ropes to hold up mattresses. When one had been using the bed for a while, the ropes started to stretch, and one had to crank a lever to keep the ropes tight and the mattress off the floor. Ta da!

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