Sunday, October 05, 2008

Bad Rhetorical Questions

1. If a tree falls in the forest, does the five-second rule apply to beavers?

2. What is the sound of one hand playing ping-pong?

3. Aardvark?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

damn that pizza looks good.

Anonymous said...

1. Do beavers actually eat the trees? And if a mime is shot in the forest, does anyone care?

2. Same as always. The hand can teleport back and forth.

3. Nope, it's actually Juicy Juice, 0% Juice.

Ello Shertzer said...

Teehee! Aardvark!

Carissa said...

that's a really cool picture...

Anonymous said...

1. Beaver's don't live in forests. They live in houses bought with a sub-prime mortgage, so they would not waste their time eating trees in some random forest. They would spend their time yelling at the economy.

2. "WHOOSH...CLICK... CLICK... (gradually fading) CLICK... SILENCE... (footsteps) WHOOSH...CLICK...CLICK... (Gradually fading) CLICK... SILENCE... etc..."

3. Depends on the day of the week.



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Raptor said...

Now I know these are profile question prompts.

1. The 5-second rule is bupkis anyway. They proved that on MythBusters

2. Wha-BAP! Clack... clack... clack-clack-clackclackclack-klikitty klikkity klikkity. "Aw [censored]."

3. Yeah, he was a guy from Red Dawn. I think his name was really Ivan or Ivec or something like that, but they only mention his name once and he's listed as Aardvark in the credits, so whatever.

Abby said...

I see a PATTERN in the making. Ooo.

Is mitzvah minstrels still on this year?

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