Monday, September 15, 2008

Food 1

Here's a quick peace story:

A student goes absent. Shacks up at home, pretending to be sick. It's a great time; his mom brings him anything he wants to eat, he watches 24 all day, and he doesn't have to do any homework. The week's over, he thinks, and it's only Tuesday. Just Jack Bauer and Cup O' Noodles. But suddenly, on Thursday, he's back in first period math class. Can't wait to start learning again. Finally one of his classmates asks what happened with the fake illness, why so hot for derivatives, and the guy says, "All that free time, man, it felt so good it hurt. I want to hurt it back."

8 comments:

Frances said...

HAHA.
nice! :)

Carissa said...

=]

Bleep Bloop said...

Hey, that story reminds me of someone! Except he came back today. :)

ello said...

The Things They Carried!

Don't be creepy! said...

AP PROBLEMS ARE EVIL! And did anyone else notice they were only AB PROBLEMS? (most) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Also, I think I missed the punch line with this one, judging by ello's comment.

emma said...

nice story. photo's okay but the berries kind of blend together.

emma said...

and a word to the calc students: the first half of the year is all AB stuff, so it stands to reason that a lot (not all...but a lot) of the problems will be AB.

Joe said...

also, AB problems aren't easier than BC...they just cover a narrower range of topics

This was a filler post...I'm waiting for another Sam-post