Sunday, May 25, 2008

The Lighthouse

This blind guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. As the bartender prepares it, he turns to the man next to him.

"Do you want to hear a dumb blond joke I heard this afternoon?" he asks.

The man next to him whispers in his ear. "You're blind, aren't you?"

"Why yes, I am."

"Look, here's the deal: the bartender is a seven foot tall blond with massive muscles and a membership to the NRA. The bouncer, the manager, and the woman sitting next to you are in the same boat; in fact, they all work out together at the club for blonds down the street. Do you really want to tell a dumb blond joke?"

"Nah, man," the blind guy replies, "not if I'm going to have to repeat it like eight times."

5 comments:

Ello said...

Hahaaa i see

Harry Potter said...

umm i don't. but it's a cool picture...

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

roflmao

Weirdbro said...

What is this, a dumb blind joke?

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

Sam,

You're welcome.

and BTW, unlike most, I don't decide who I'm going to vote for based on idiotic things politicians say (name me a politician who has never said something stupid), but rather where they stand on the issues. I just really don't like Obama; he's the next Jimmy Carter.