This blind guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. As the bartender prepares it, he turns to the man next to him.
"Do you want to hear a dumb blond joke I heard this afternoon?" he asks.
The man next to him whispers in his ear. "You're blind, aren't you?"
"Why yes, I am."
"Look, here's the deal: the bartender is a seven foot tall blond with massive muscles and a membership to the NRA. The bouncer, the manager, and the woman sitting next to you are in the same boat; in fact, they all work out together at the club for blonds down the street. Do you really want to tell a dumb blond joke?"
"Nah, man," the blind guy replies, "not if I'm going to have to repeat it like eight times."
Sunday, May 25, 2008
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5 comments:
Hahaaa i see
umm i don't. but it's a cool picture...
roflmao
What is this, a dumb blind joke?
Sam,
You're welcome.
and BTW, unlike most, I don't decide who I'm going to vote for based on idiotic things politicians say (name me a politician who has never said something stupid), but rather where they stand on the issues. I just really don't like Obama; he's the next Jimmy Carter.
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