Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Johnna!

Good Day,

I am James Dale an Auditor in a commercial Bank, in the process of auditing our bank accounts this quarter, I and one of my colleagues recently discovered that there is a dormant account valued at the sum (Ten Million British Pound Sterling) and after due verification of this account we discovered that the account owner is late and that is why the account has been dormant and as such a (Ten Million British Pound Sterling) has been lying in the bank unclaimed.

The idea of presenting a foreigner to act as his next of kin came into our mind, as you know the said deceased is a foreigner as well. Hence, that is how and why we have contacted you to present you as his next of kin, so that the Ј10,000,000.00 will be paid to you and we can both disburse the fund according to the percentage we will agree upon.

In view of this, I am seeking for your co-operation and understanding to stand as the next of kin to our deceased customer, to enable us claim the fund from my bank. Hence, if this proposal is OK by you and you do not wish to take undue advantage of my trust, then I hope to bestow on you. Please kindly get back to me immediately only through my personal contact email; j.dalejr22@hotmail.com

On getting your response, we shall agree on the percentage ratio on which we shall disburse the (Ten Million British Pound Sterling) between us, as we intend to invest part of our own share in real estate or any lucrative business in your country, and we would appreciate if you can put us in the right part where we can invest our own share in your country. I will not contact any person or company until I hear from you, so as to enable me decides on what to do next.

Be rest assured that this business is 100% risk free.

We wait for your prompt response.

Best Regards,
James Dale.

4 comments:

jeff said...

Oh, THAT'S what you were doing with Johnna! Shame on you. -_-

emma said...

took me a while to pick out johnna from the darkness. the violin really stands out, though.

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

I'm interested, but only if I get a 45% cut. After all, I'm the one who's going to have his face on the security cameras, after all.

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

BTW, thanks for your help, Sam.

The forum I'm always on uses [] instead of <> to denote formatting, so I'm used to that method.