Ice

It was really cold on the morning when I hit the next door neighbor's fish with my car.

To be completely honest, I was really really really drunk, but I don't understand what the fish was doing out that time of night anyway. Who walks their fish at two in the morning? And with a trowel? It's just dumb.

So there this guy was, walking into the backyard with his fish and a trowel, and I just hit the fish.

Anyway, yeah.

I'm just glad I hit him too.

I hate all that complaining.