Monday, February 18, 2008

Ill Communication

Me: "Mom, did you ever belong to a union?"

My Mom: "Yeah, we're having a birthday party."


jeff said...

That's called "mom-speak".

"Where did you put the shrimp?"

"It takes the longest to cook, so put it up first."

Maeve said...

My mom does that, too.

"Mom, what's for dinner?"

"I think we'll have chicken on Thursday."

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

Old Man #1: It's windy today!

Old Man #2: No it's not, it's Thursday!

Old Man #3: Me too, let's grab a beer!

Anonymous said...

overheard in a hallway:
boy: how are you?
girl: how are you?
boy: how about you?