"Suspend"

Welcome to the new blogger!

Also, enjoy my latest Christmas screenplay: The Christmas Heist.

"To Sincerity"

Life may be sad past saying,
Its greens forever graying,
Its faiths to dust decaying;

And youth may have foreknown it,
And riper seasons shown it,
But custom cries: "Disown it:

Say ye rejoice, though grieving,
Believe, while unbelieving,
Behold, without perceiving!"

--Thomas Hardy

A new essay is out on Ideas Are Bulletproof. It's entitled "ur dum".

"RainDrop (tm)"

**EDIT** People keep asking me if I took the picture. I did.

"Green II"

I'm writing some essays about anonymous commenting (essays for fun? psh). They are collectively titled "Ideas are Bulletproof". Please read the introduction first, then look at the first essay. You can leave your comments on the actual essay page itself.

I'm still working on a new installment of Malachi, but I'm making some decisions about it (as to whether I'll do it episode by episode or also include my own chapters). Meanwhile, I'll be also updating The Christmas Light Fiasco. Take a look at it.

"Cage Match"

Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night.

--Marvin

"Keep Off The Dunes"

Terrible coloring. I don't know what went wrong.

Sorry.

"Door Knob"

The Vanquisher himself decided to send me an afterword. You can read it here. Points to whoever finds out what post he's talking about.

**EDIT** Sorry about the link, it should be working now (if it's not just refresh and try it again).