Monday, November 19, 2007

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The piano player can do it with his left hand.

I think most of you will sort of get this, but it's only the really intense jazz instrumentalists who will really get it.

I think.


nerdjedi said...

How many members of a specific demographic group does it take to perform a specific task?

A finite number: One to (possibly) perform the given task, and a larger group to act in a manner stereotypical of the demographic group in question.

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

I'm not a really intense jazz instrumentalist, but I get it any way.

Jeff said...

How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"Nevermind, I'll sit in the dark!"

What's sad is my grandmother actually said that once...