Thursday, April 12, 2007

45: Baltimore By Night

I like the picture, but I feel as if someone is going to stick it in a calendar.

It's kind of tourist-y.

Anyway, the saga continues:

(Note: I withhold the right to edit any sentence for stylistic purposes.)

Lisa wouldn't stop humming.

She had been humming for some time now, and, at this point, Jake was seriously contemplating driving his head through a cinderblock wall.

Now, Jake wasn't the kind of person to drive his own head through a wall, but he had had enough of this incessant humming.


Ali said...

He decided that it would be a much better idea to drive Lisa's head through the wall. After some consideration, though, he realized that all that would get him was a trip to the guidence counselor's office. And possibly time in juvie.

Spartan said...

Jake decided to drive the head a unsuspected male civilian walking by into a wall. The man was wearing a helmet so he was undamaged, but he was very shocked. The man then proceeded to sell them cheese and bags of old buttons. "Nobody likes a jerk!" replied Jake.

i heart oranges said...

"What kind of person," Jake thought, "hums out loud during an English final?"

Spartan said...

my first sentence is supposed to say "Jake decided to drive the head of an unsuspected male..."


Jedi_Raptor07 said...

The fact that she was humming "Barney is a Dinosaur" didn't help matters.