I was at the local baby-juggling Olympics when disaster struck. Ned, the baby watcher, accidentally opened the door to the where the babies were kept, and the babies then began to attack!
In the end, the police had to club them all.
What magazine do I read? Why, The Week, of course! This week is a special online "green" issue. I read it because it's a quick, easy way to stay informed. If you like this free issue, consider a subscription. It's well worth it.
As the subway stopped, everyone on the train lurched forwards.
Also: this is my 300th post.