Tuesday, November 07, 2006

"Soles"


YES I KNOW! MORE THAN A WEEK!

I've had much busyness.

So good luck with chapter eight.

36 comments:

Spartan said...

Very nice. One question, can you talk with a collapsed lung? That is all.

Jeff said...

Considering you have two lungs, with only one collapsed, yes, you can still speak. Paraphrased statement from an official MD (aka my Dad)

Carissa said...

... i don't think it's one of ur better pictures
no offense
cuz the left foot thing is kinda washed out. and i don't like that

Carissa said...

ooooooooh kay.
so
too much cursing
but i LIKE It

Anonymous said...

I think I know who VOA is.

And I think someone is being a little bit secretive here.

Jon said...

Yes you can talk with a collapsed lung, considering a kid in my grade has had his lung collapse three times, yes the same lung, and is still talking fine.

Jen said...

Sam, you're the VOA! Just admit it!

I have proof too!

Sam's last two posts date to Tuesday, November 07 and Monday, October 30.

Voa's last two posts date to Tuesday, November 07 and Monday, October 30.

Both the same two days? Whatever kept Sam away from the computer also kept the VOA away from it.

Jen said...

Furthermore, Sam seems to know a whole lot about the VOA in his story, huh? In the introduction, he stated his theory of how the VOA was needed to vanquish anonymous commentors. That's probably why he became the VOA.

And if Sam deletes these comments, it only pushes my argument further.

Ali said...

that picture looks like your shoes are deceased.

Like the souls of your soles. Har dee har har.

Yes, sam, you are a prime voah suspect. Sorry to break that to you. I was once anonymous for over a year (not just clicking the anonymous button, i had a blog and everything) and that's one of the biggest mistake. Never post at the same time as your alter ego. Also, you know html. as does voah/VOA.

Now that i think about it, you're not a prime suspect.

you're THE prime suspect.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Voa's last two posts were Tuesday, November 7 and Monday, November 6.

It helps to read sometimes.

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

So let me get this straight; he looses his memory in the crash and thinks his name is V.O.A. ? What the ----?

kelly h said...

oooo suspense. way too much cursing.
i'm a bit confused but that could be b/c i forget what happened at the last post and i'm too lazy to read it again...

don't ask me who the VOA is. i have no imput. i hate figuring out who people are.

Anonymous said...

Guys, cursing isn't that bad. Deal with it.

Sam's Sister said...

i thought it might be time to unveil my theory about VOA. did anyone ever think it might be jen? she seems really quick to place blame on sam, which everyone knows is an admission of guilt...

hmmmm. plus, she has brown hair,and so does VOA. and,she does seem to know a lot about how sam knows a lot about VOA, which just shows that she's researching it for... let's just say... personal reasons.

the facts add up: Jen S is VOA!

BlueCandy6 said...

IN MY HUMBLE OPINION:

You are all unhelthally obsessed with this VOA guy/girl.

Jen said...

Well, I was going to apologize for ranting so much, but now that you're accusing me, I refuse to apologize.

Jon said...

I agree wholeheartedly (hmmm is that two words, or hyphenated) with bluecandy. All y'all are obessed.

... said...

Ali: BlueCandy
Jen/Sam: VOA
Anonymous #1: I know but i won't tell
Anonymous #2: JediRaptor/ Sam
Anonymous #3: Jeff S.
Anonymous #4: ...

emma said...

it is true, too much cursing.
see, if i had a collapsed lung, i really would not like the paramedics cursing it and my dying being out. that would just not be cool.
but nice writing as usual

Melissa said...

witty.

Ali said...

i'm not bluecandy! i don't even know if there's such a thing as blue candy!!!

William Shakespeare said...

Me thinks she doth protest too much...

Jon said...

Hey Mr. Shakespeare, I have a few issues with your comment. One, if you are going to quote the play quote the line correctly, the line is "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Two, that is the misuse of the quotation; in Hamlet, the line means that, the lady affirms too much. Next time do your research before misusing a quotation, or atleast don't say you are the person you are attempting to quote when he never said or wrote it at all. The speaker in Hamlet of that line, by the way, is Gertrude, the queen, Hamlet's mother.

Jeff said...

Or maybe s/he wasn't trying to quote Shakespeare - maybe s/he was just trying to write in Shakespearian dialect. I mean, it's in iambic (quatra?)meter.

i'm on quotation patrol said...

it's called paraphrasing. deal with it.

Jon said...

You weren't paraphrasing though, you were using the wrong meaning of a quotation that you lengthened.

i'm still on quotation patrol said...

well jonathan just because you're mr. shakespeare doesn't mean you should go around quashing other people who are just trying to get by on some little-to-no-knowledge of the Bard. Especially when they are using said paraphrasing (and I still claim that I was in fact paraphrasing) to make a joke. Also, I'd like you to know that my english teacher used the same paraphrased quotation in class the other day so I'm still just as smart as a Hopkins TA.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Jon said...

Gladly, and i apologize for coming on a bit strong and attacking you. But, there is something about misquotations, that I know are misquotations, especially when I find out I misquoted, that really rubs me the wrong way. But I am sorry.

Rachel said...

jon mellinger i love you!

i mean, you know what i mean.

Jon said...

HAHA yea I do.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i know who thinks they know who voa is and i know who they think it is

i just felt like saying that

Anonymous said...

i think

maybe not

Anonymous said...

never mind

Anonymous said...

i agree w/sam's sister!
ah ha!

Anonymous said...

the bard's on board, the bard's on board, i forget the rest of the song!