Ha. Don't talk to me about "life".
Sri: I could go through your comment point by point, underlining each mistake you made (and, oh, there were many) and talking about how you were wrong. But I won't stoop to that level. I will only mention two of the most obvious answers. One: If I think my daily ironies are beginning to lack quality and you think my blog is "beginning to suck", you can't say that we "agree, end of story". That's just wrong. And second: Saying my blog is beginning to suck is also not advice. It's simply an insult.
So many more things. So many. I will content myself my envisioning myself as king of the world, ruling over all of you pathetic mortals.