Monday, May 08, 2006

Stupid Survey #3

But this one is different.

Because I'm making this survey.

Yep, full of awkward, annoying, and insane questions.

So take it, email it to people, post it on your blog.

THIS MEANS YOU!

Alright, here we go...

  1. Wait, what?
  2. So this is question number two, right?
  3. You probably said, like, "yes" or "duh" or something to that last answer. How pathetically predictable. Loser.
  4. Okay so now to the actual questions.
  5. Wait...
  6. Now.
  7. Are you a boy or a girl?
  8. Age?
  9. Country?
  10. Do you have a dog?
  11. How about a cat?
  12. A fish?
  13. Alright, just like any strange pet?
  14. Do you have a crush on someone?
  15. Does anyone know?
  16. Do they know?
  17. Do you tell people normally, or are you like the secretive type?
  18. Whatever. Do you take alot of surveys?
  19. Do you feel like it's a girly thing to do?
  20. Do you like sushi?
  21. If you were sushi, what kind of sushi would you be?
  22. Have you used the phrase "WTF!?!?" to answer any of these questions?
  23. Do you swear often?
  24. What group do you fit into (i.e. nerds, jocks, stupid people, ali...)?
  25. Gmail?
  26. Blogger?
  27. What is your earliest memory?
  28. Favorite food?
  29. Favorite food that is commonly served at dinner?
  30. Do you have a Christmas dinner? On Christmas day or Christmas eve?
  31. Do you still trick or treat?
  32. What was your best Halloween costume?
  33. Your worst costume?
  34. Is this survey annoying yet?
  35. Fine. Well, I don't like you either.
  36. What was your most embarrassing moment?
  37. What was your most depressing moment?
  38. What was your happiest moment?
  39. What is your moment?
  40. What? No... shut up.
  41. Are you still naive enough to believe in Santa Clause?
  42. Do you know what "naive" means (without looking it up)?
  43. If you were a color, what color would you be?
  44. Do you know any songs that you are ashamed to know?
  45. Do you have a really embarrassing secret?
  46. Please don't put it on the internet. Moron.
  47. Do you play any instruments?
  48. Do you play any instruments?
  49. Yeah, okay. My bad.
  50. And that's all. So, anything else?


Yeah alright so Carissa or Serena, you have to get this circulating among your Xanga community.

22 comments:

Carissa said...

ok. carissa will do sam's bidding. carissa thinks sam should do the survey. not just create it.

` said...

Yay, I plead the fifth(and laziness too).

Can you guess who I am??? said...

Guess who I am based on my results!!!

Click here or my name to read them.

ali took a survey!!! said...

1. Wait, what? what???

2. So this is question number two, right? i...think so...is it?

3 You probably said, like, "yes" or "duh" or something to that last answer. How pathetically predictable. Loser. NUH UH!!!

4. Okay so now to the actual questions. ok!

5. Wait... Whatta?

6. Now. Ready and waiting!!!

7.Are you a boy or a girl? girl

8. Age? j'ai treize ans

9. Country? um...arkansas? no, wait, just the U.S. how boring is that?

10. Do you have a dog? allergic to dogs.

11. How about a cat? surprisingly enough, (not) i'm allergic to cats too

12. A fish? my fish died...

13. Alright, just like any strange pet? i have a guinea pig!! i'm allergic to it tho...

14. Do you have a crush on someone? yuppo

15.Does anyone know? you

16. Do they know? they suspect

17. Do you tell people normally, or are you like the secretive type? not really...i tell people who won't tell/ will tell me a secret in return.

18. Whatever. Do you take alot of surveys? acrtually yeah cuz they're funness.

19. Do you feel like it's a girly thing to do? well, that's not too much of a problem considering that I'M A GIRL.

20. Do you like sushi? raw fish wrapped in more raw fish!! what's not to like!?!? **sarcasm**

21. If you were sushi, what kind of sushi would you be? the kind that's not sushi.

22. Have you used the phrase "WTF!?!?" to answer any of these questions? no question is too weird for the ali!!!

23. Do you swear often? "you sound like ali!!" "but freaking isnt a curse word!!!"

24. What group do you fit into (i.e. nerds, jocks, stupid people, ali...)? HEY!!!! ur not getting an answer to that one, mr.

25. Gmail? oui, oui, mon ami.

26. Blogger? unfortunatley NOOOOO

27. What is your earliest memory?meeting my sister for the first time. (everyone's all "awwww" about that but i threw a barney at her)

28. Favorite food? Mmmmm…pizza….

29. Favorite food that is commonly served at dinner? See above

30. Do you have a Christmas dinner? On Christmas day or Christmas eve? Yeeeeeeeees…but I’m such a picky eater, I only eat the rolls and feed the rest to my grandma’s dogs (who make me sneeze but are SO CUTE!!!)

31. Do you still trick or treat? Of courso

32. What was your best Halloween costume? Hmm…I’m kind of torn between the gypsy and the princess…nah the gypsy.

33. Your worst costume? Last year’s attempt at a zombie goth. I got green hairspray everywhere

34. Is this survey annoying yet? Nah, only mildly.

35. Fine. Well, I don't like you either. What??? Noo wait sam come baaaaaaack!!!

36. What was your most embarrassing moment? Anything involving any crush at any time.

37. What was your most depressing moment? Dan. No, he’s not anyone in our school. I’ll just say Dan and leave it at that.

38. What was your happiest moment? Happiness followed so closely by sadness…it’s hard to say.

39. What is your moment? The moment.

40. What? No... shut up. Meanie.

41. Are you still naive enough to believe in Santa Clause? Nope. But I am painfully naïve.

42. Do you know what "naive" means (without looking it up)? M hmm. My computer just put two little dots over the i. wonder how that’ll show up on blogger (I’m doing this on windows.)

43. If you were a color, what color would you be? A swirl…

44. Do you know any songs that you are ashamed to know? Barbie girl by Aqua and that freaky glue song.

45. Do you have a really embarrassing secret? yah

46. Please don't put it on the internet. Moron. No duh.

47. Do you play any instruments? Floute. (that’s flute in german IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW)

48. Do you play any instruments? YOU JUST ASKED ME THAT. AND I’M STILL ON CAPSLOCK. CRAP IT WON’T STOP. Ok there we go.

49. Yeah, okay. My bad. YEAH Sam it WAS your bad.

50. And that's all. So, anything else? guess not!

hong said...

the selective version of your survey

12.)...fish are the freakist things ever. And boring. I had a fish. It was boring.

22.) "wtf" is a stupid phrase

25.) Gmail. oh gosh. gmail. go to gmail-is-too-creepy.com

26.) blogger is affiliated with Google. enough said.

32.) when I was a DICE W/ SERENA! ppl kept asking if i was a dice, cow, or gateway computer box. Yeah. it was really unwieldy and Serena's was so big she couldn't fit through a normal-size door..

melissa said...

that was... fun??

Jon said...

7. Boy
8. 16
9. USA
10. No
11. Si (accentuation mark over the i)
12. No
13. No
14. Yes
15. Yes
16. Yes
17. Bit o' both
18. No
19. No
20. Sorta
21. UNAGI!!!!
22. No
23. HELL YEAH!!!!
24. Group eh??.... mixture
25. No
26. Used to
27. Pshaw memories, live now remember later
28. Rasberries
29. Pasta
30. No. No.
31. Sorta
32. I don't know
33. I don't know
34. No
36. Why would I put my most embarrissing moment on here??
37. So many to choose from
38. Ummmm....
39. NOW!!!
41. DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!
42. Yes
43. Blood red or deep oceanic blue
44. No
45. Yes
47. No
48. No
50. Yeah, how many of the answers given by all, yes myself included, will be false answers??

Carissa said...

blogger = google? really??? and i was going to say smthing else but i forget!

Carissa said...

OOO! i guess that it's JEN!

serena said...

ok. i'll be sure to "circulate" it in the xanga "community"

serena said...

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA

last last halloween was amazing

last halloween sucked.

well i would like to say that my dice was MUCH neater than hong's. Her's were not perfect circles. GOSH.

Abby said...

okay, i'll cave; click my name if you wanna see what i put

Carissa said...

Sam, u will be happy to know that ppl in the xangaing community are using ur survey.

sad ali!!! said...

i'm going into gilmore girls withdrawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sri said...

Sam, have you noticed that all of the commenters, excluding me and Jon, were girls? Ha, survey. What a girly thing to do. Who dared you?

Jon said...

We just fine with our masculinity, if it is a feminine thing to do, which personally I don't think it is.

Abby said...

okay,

1) sri, it's always a majority of female commenters. this isn't a new phenomenon (shuddup, i can't spell).

2) origionally a part of me thought it was "girly", but now that I think about, that's just a reflection of the sad tendancy of modern society to frown upon males expressing their thoughts or feelings to much. Guys are just as capable of self-expression as girls, but it's really only expeced and accepted of girls, at least a lot of the time.

i second what jon said, in short. I feel sorry for you if you think talking about yourself is degrading.

Jen said...

:P Abby, I think the only thing you spelled wrong was "shuddup" xD

hong said...

I think the reason there are more female commentors is because girls find more appeal in things like blogging/commenting.

also, surveys are, in my opinion, probably rendered somewhat feminine because of the preceeding paragraph, not because males are expected to be incapable of self-expression.

Abby said...

true... i didn't think of that.

fight...some...pokemon..yeah..this is ali said...

omg ok
wait...no, i just totally forgot.
oh yeah!!!
just as a response to hong, not all fish are boring. most are, BUT the exception to the rule is a chinese fighting fish. if they see brite colors, they pouf up!!! characterized by the time that my cousin (who was about 3 then0 colored red marker all over the bowl it was in.

This one person said...

1. Wait, what? “ Nothing”
2. So this is question number two, right?
3. You probably said, like, "yes" or "duh" or something to that last answer. How pathetically predictable. Loser. “Ha ha, I didn’t because I read question 3 first!”
4. Okay so now to the actual questions. “Okay”
5. Wait... “Okay”
6. Now. “OKAY.”
7. Are you a boy or a girl? “Girl. As seems to be usual with this test”
8. Age? “14”
9. Country? “”Tz.”
10. Do you have a dog? “Yup, Cheetah”
11. How about a cat? “I love my cats! Calvin and Hobbes. They are awesome”
12. A fish?” Fish are stupid. My brother has some”
13. Alright, just like any strange pet? “Tortoises… they are tiny”
14. Do you have a crush on someone? “No”
15. Does anyone know?” I bet lots of people know I don’t”
16. Do they know? “Who? The person I don’t have a crush on?”
17. Do you tell people normally, or are you like the secretive type? “Secretive. But at the same time, everyone ends up knowing in the end anyway”
18. Whatever. Do you take alot of surveys? “I love surveys and quizzes. They are som good at numbing your senses to practically nothing. This one is probably the best I’ve taken, and I’m not sucking up or anything”
19. Do you feel like it's a girly thing to do? “I don’t know…. I think it may be a girly thing to tell other people your answers though”
20. Do you like sushi? “Sushi is my favourite food :D”
21. If you were sushi, what kind of sushi would you be? “The tasty kind”
22. Have you used the phrase "WTF!?!?" to answer any of these questions? “No, look and see for yourself”
23. Do you swear often? “No. Not really a swearer”
24. What group do you fit into (i.e. nerds, jocks, stupid people, ali...)? “Geeks, maybe. Or stupid people. I’m kinda stupid”
25. Gmail? “Yup.”
26. Blogger? “Yup also”
27. What is your earliest memory? “Me and my brothers covered in mud… we are weird people.”
28. Favorite food? “Did you not read question 20?”!
29. Favorite food that is commonly served at dinner? “Um, rice or stew or something boring like that I guess…”
30. Do you have a Christmas dinner? On Christmas day or Christmas eve? “We have dinner every day. What are you suggesting? That Christmas should be an exception?”
31. Do you still trick or treat? “Never have : ( “
32. What was your best Halloween costume? “Haven’t ever had one”
33. Your worst costume? “See above”
34. Is this survey annoying yet? “No… I have nothing else to do… besides sleep, I guess.”
35. Fine. Well, I don't like you either. “No no, I didn’t mean it was either you or sleep! If it was, I would probably choose sleep – don’t be mad! Lol…”
36. What was your most embarrassing moment? “Jeez, I dunno. So many to pick from”
37. What was your most depressing moment? “It wasn’t a moment. It was like a month or something”
38. What was your happiest moment? “When my teacher told me I got a 98% on an end of year test. I know it’s lame, but I felt so good that day. Well, there are probably better moments, but that was one.”
39. What is your moment? “When I trip. Tripping is intrinsically me”
40. What? No... shut up. “He he he. Sorry”
41. Are you still naive enough to believe in Santa Clause? “Do I look like I am? The answer is no.”
42. Do you know what "naive" means (without looking it up)? “Yes. But I wish the I ahd those two little dots over it. It looks better that way”
43. If you were a color, what color would you be? “Green. Because I said so”
44. Do you know any songs that you are ashamed to know? “Duh. But if I’m ashamed of them, why would I put them here?”
45. Do you have a really embarrassing secret? “Maaaaaybee…. Why?”
46. Please don't put it on the internet. Moron. “Sure, because I was really going to.”
47. Do you play any instruments? “Wish I did”
48. Do you play any instruments? “Guitar! (that’s my imagination speaking)”
49. Yeah, okay. My bad. “Whatever. I’ll overlook it this one time : )”
50. And that's all. So, anything else? “Um… yeah… no... nothing”