Sunday, March 19, 2006

On Sugar-Crazed and Unsupervised Teenagers

Well, the title kind of says it all.

Here is a recipe for disaster.

20 kids that are going through puberty
20 sets of hormones that are freakishly out-of-whack (due to the previously mentioned puberty)
8 boxes of pizza
5 2-liter soda bottles
1 package of jelly-beans.

1. Whisk together pizza and soda in medium pizza box. In 20 different homes, mix together a child with his or her respective set of hormones.

2. Put children in school and let sit for 3 hours. After they are sufficiently stir-crazy, add the pizza-soda combo. Sprinkle liberally with jelly beans.

3. Do not supervise children for 45 minutes. Check on them to reveal a raging out of control situation in which Chris D. is getting beat up by a girl, and Sam is depressed because he isn't the center of attention.

4. Attempt rather valiantly to calm them down.

5. Remember that discretion is the better part of valor.

6. Give up. Walk dejectedly away.

I have to go. Hope you enjoyed it (it's about play practice).

9 comments:

Carissa said...

who was the person who gave up and walked dejectedly away??? And of COURSE it was about play practice.... yayaness!!!!!!1 i want to go see the play...

monica said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY (referring to CHRIS and EMILYN)

Jeff said...

THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY! Especially with the water bottle and the shoe!

Leah said...

Hmmm, but how do you prepare it for 2 people, one a vegetarian, the other on a carnitarian, on a strictly mayonaise diet?

melissa said...

yeah.... who in their right mind would give you pizza and soda and left you there for 45 minutes?

Jen said...

0.o;; gosh, Sam. Way to make a girl hungry...... good thing we're going to get our free water ice at Rita's soon.

Abby said...

HAHAHAAAA, that's practically the story of any large unattended group of middle school children.

*walks away chuckling to self*

angei said...

yeah, that was an obnoxoious day. ha ha. i hait spielig wriht.

Carissa said...

SAMSAMSAMSAM! I NEED U TO SEND ME A TYPED VERSION OF YOUR TRANSLATION THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!