Sunday, March 05, 2006

Fat People in Bold

Carissa sent me this. For some reason it's in bold, but I'm not putting that on my blog.

k…. So I get the ummmmmm… honor… of writing the last LOTW post thing. At least, according to Sam at this moment it is the last LOTW thing. For all I know he could change his mind soon. And then I wouldn't have this honor. And then I would be all sad. Actually. Not really. But lets just pretend

Right. Now I have to decide on a topic for this thing now don't I? Maybe I'll get an idea from a previous LOTW post. Lemme see… there has been a poem, a few entries on social status, some random ramblings, and posts about life. Yay. Isn't that exciting. I can sense you all just falling out of your seats in amazement.

So. My sister is writing Saturday Night Live right now. I guess you could say that I am watching it too because I am in the same room as she is. Well… it IS a pretty funny show. NVM that I am too much of a loser to know WHY half of the stuff is funny.

See, all that celebrity stuff pretty much goes wasted on people like me who don't listen to music except for musical and classical stuff, and who are too "innocent to understand any of the REALLY bad stuff" as my sister puts it. How my TWIN can have a more complete understanding of stuff like that than I is TOTALLY beyond me, but w/e. I can stand to let her be delusional.

Right. Anyway. I digress. Although, I don't really know what I digress from because I don't even know what I was writing about in the first place.

So I have this English Project due Monday, the same as Sam…

…. And ooooo a bald fat guy just charged someone and fell down… and is rolling around on the ground. He is wearing a baseball uniform. Hmmmm… I bet that has some significance to people who are baseball fanatics like Chris…

…and I haven't even started it. You can either write a newspaper article or do a poster. I am doing a newspaper article, but I don't even know what I have to write about

How long is this thing so far? I guess it is a decent length. And if I write an extreme amount I bet nobody will read this entire thing.

SNL is making fun of Indians right now. And the guy is laughing and he isn't supposed to be. HAHAHA. I understand that much at least.

Well… my computer just crashed and I had a BIT more stuff written down than this. Hmmm. Let me see if I can remember what I said.

Well, my post is coming to an end

With some rambling so I don't bend

The unwritten rules of blogging

In this the LOTW ending

I also included poetry to an extent

And some events of my life came and went

Throughout

Wow. That was lame. But I think I successfully included all the aspects of LOTW… maybe

Wow… overweight people are dressed in glittery stuff and dancing to "All That Jazz" fun. ny.

Everyone should go to my blog: www.xanga.com/reesescup321 . I don't know how to make a link so deal.

The End

~Carissa

THE GOLDFISH LIVE ON!

Umm... I didn't say she would write like a normal person...?

15 comments:

Frances =) said...

1ST TO COMMENT!
I know people hate it when others spazz about this.
But I always comment a couple days after a post is first posted. . .
So this is a special occasion. Maybe I have special connections w/Carissy. . .
~Frances =)

Carissa said...

YAY! my post made it... and muahahahaha... i'm NOT A normal person... YAYAYAYAYAYAY! i wrote that intoxicated with MOUNTAIN DEW THAT STILL HAS NOT WORN OFF!

HONG said...

GOLDFISH!!!

Jeff said...

You could work on your rambling a bit. Not much to say other than that.

Angie said...

Happy Barbra Striesand Day!!!!!!

Jen said...

Hi!!!!! You haven't started it yet??? O__o;; I finished mine Saturday morning.

Jen said...

oh, and I must taunt those who can't make links...

Sorry, but it's just too fun!

Carissa said...

well... yes.. but i was ramblihg while watching TV and stuff..... but i agree... it does need work.

hong said...

i don't care if there's no more LOTW. i never submitted anything, so I am going to submit. and people, GO TO THE SITES. please and thank you.

http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=39582

http://www.virtualpromote.com/apps/wp.forums/action::thread/forum::google/thread::1070018768

http://gmail-is-too-creepy.com/

hong said...

second link got messed up, should be:

http://www.virtualpromote.com/apps/wp.forums/action::thread/forum::google/thread::1070018768

hong said...

JWHAT?
IT ALWAYS GETS CUT OFF
GAR

http://www.virtualpromote.com/apps/
wp.forums/action::thread/forum::goo
gle/thread::1070018768

Abby said...

"people, people who need people..."

Leah said...

That was confusing, yet pleasing, like most episodes of Charmed. Oh wait, those are just crap. Not saying yours is, I just really hate Charmed.

Carissa said...

hong just hates google soo much! :) i find it amusing!

Frances =) said...

It IS amusing. . .
Sam or Rachel hasn't updated in awhile. . .
Congratz on the German speaking country 2day btw!
I love saying congratz or happy birthday or whatever to people! (Ok, not "HI CARISSY! WatEVER!". . .not like THAT. But you know what I mean! =P)
~Frances =)