tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post5185255471804654627..comments2023-11-05T02:25:42.473-05:00Comments on NEW LOVE STORIES: An Open Letter to Undergraduate Admissions Officers EverywhereSam Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00668682766434069529noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-26990952369410297652009-12-29T10:13:59.746-05:002009-12-29T10:13:59.746-05:00Worthy of your consideration, anyway.Worthy of your consideration, anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-55766652641087109232009-12-28T13:57:29.464-05:002009-12-28T13:57:29.464-05:00Harvard, ho hum, but the university of zimbabw[sma...Harvard, ho hum, but the university of zimbabw[small u, small b] is quite an achievement. i would venture a guess that not very many zimbabweians attend such a hallowed, or hollew, ground.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-15676616338007281882009-12-25T13:40:39.776-05:002009-12-25T13:40:39.776-05:00For Your Consideration: The University of Zimbabwe...For Your Consideration: The University of Zimbabwe would like to extend to you a full tenured professor position to teach at our most renowned organization.<br /><br />We just need you to open a non-resident account through which your acceptance funds (tenure position seed money) will be channeled out to your nominated overseas account.<br /><br />If our proposition is considered, for assisting us to transfer this money to your country, we will offer you $1 million US dollars of the total fund in return for your acceptance of this position, while our student body will like to invest in your country under your guidance and assistance. <br /><br />Your urgent response will be highly appreciated.<br /><br />Teresamac Pochta<br />University President<br />U Of Z<br />Zimbabwe - NigeriaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-37729611669366214142009-12-22T17:45:58.487-05:002009-12-22T17:45:58.487-05:00Dear Mr. Banana,
We are pleased to inform you tha...Dear Mr. Banana, <br />We are pleased to inform you that we would be honored to accept you as a student at Harvard College as part of the class of 2014! Please call our admissions office at 617-495-1551 for further details for the Susan Sontag Memorial Awesomeness Scholarship, for which we would strongly urge you to apply. <br /><br />Yours Sincerely<br />William R. Fitzsimmons<br />Dean of Admissions&Financial Aid<br />HarvardHarvard Universityhttp://www.harvard.edunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-59415847334234203462009-12-20T15:21:55.274-05:002009-12-20T15:21:55.274-05:00Buddy, this Anonymous is IMPRESSED and even a bit ...Buddy, this Anonymous is IMPRESSED and even a bit beyond.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-26877311772759666432009-12-20T09:21:09.556-05:002009-12-20T09:21:09.556-05:00that is impressive
are you sending it anywhere?that is impressive<br />are you sending it anywhere?Carissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695277931694436433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-50163338175190363962009-12-19T22:58:36.123-05:002009-12-19T22:58:36.123-05:00I organize and MC for *a* groupI organize and MC for *a* group~noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-14126651540814307662009-12-19T22:12:00.819-05:002009-12-19T22:12:00.819-05:00WE'RE ATTRACTIVEWE'RE ATTRACTIVEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com