tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post115115843718890095..comments2023-11-05T02:25:42.473-05:00Comments on NEW LOVE STORIES: Envelope, pleaseSam Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00668682766434069529noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151496443729973052006-06-28T08:07:00.000-04:002006-06-28T08:07:00.000-04:00hey- is Jon the dude that was at your house on Mon...hey- is Jon the dude that was at your house on Monday?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151412882562155792006-06-27T08:54:00.000-04:002006-06-27T08:54:00.000-04:00sam must update...sam must update...Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03759329794074327959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151320161701042472006-06-26T07:09:00.000-04:002006-06-26T07:09:00.000-04:00give the paparazzi the middle finger and throw cra...give the paparazzi the middle finger and throw crabs at them then when the ordeal is over give your dog a hug and pick up what happened when he was attacked by crabs...Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15264324177962806997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151281183295926302006-06-25T20:19:00.000-04:002006-06-25T20:19:00.000-04:00Easy. Throw your shoes at the paparazzi. If you ...Easy. Throw your shoes at the paparazzi. If you miss, (you need to hit him) throw your money at him. Once you hit him, he should stumble long enough for you to whack him on the head so that he lets go of the camera. If he somehow is able to avoid being hit altogether, run ahead of him, throw some sand in his eye, and <I>then</I> whack him on the head and take his camera. Put the camera in the plastic bag and smash the crabs with the camera. This should not only get rid of the crabs but also destroy the camera so that the film is useless. If it doesn't, rip out the film and use it to tie up the paparazzi to feed to the armada of crabs. See? Not that hard!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151276835606192632006-06-25T19:07:00.000-04:002006-06-25T19:07:00.000-04:00Ok, um... Put the change in the bag and use it to ...Ok, um... Put the change in the bag and use it to beat off the crabs from your dog. While holding him, cover the crabs with your shirt to keep them occupied. Then, run like heck. Honestly, beating up some paparazzi would probably be worse for your reputation than a picture of you and your dog.Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01176783553234670043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151271255754987312006-06-25T17:34:00.000-04:002006-06-25T17:34:00.000-04:00CRIBBAGE!!!!!!!!!!! NO PIE??!??!?!?!??!?!!!!??????...CRIBBAGE!!!!!!!!!!! NO PIE??!??!?!?!??!?!!!!???????? WHAT????!?!?!??!!!?? HOW CAN YOU HAVE NO PIE????????!!!!??!?!?!??? and yea waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-<BR/>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much stuff to do in 42 hours.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151262595630693872006-06-25T15:09:00.000-04:002006-06-25T15:09:00.000-04:00sounds like a problem on Maguversounds like a problem on MaguverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151258196753108122006-06-25T13:56:00.000-04:002006-06-25T13:56:00.000-04:00no, wait, I change my answer:You put the plasting ...no, wait, I change my answer:<BR/><BR/>You put the plasting bag <I>over</I> the camera lense, unil you get the whole bag around the camera and pull it away from the paparazzi.<BR/><BR/>and thanks, jon :-)Abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10282156475995104303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151257929395124822006-06-25T13:52:00.000-04:002006-06-25T13:52:00.000-04:00Put the change (which hopefully is in terms of pen...Put the change (which hopefully is in terms of pennies or nickles or some other coin of little value) in the plastic bag, and come close enough to the paparazzi that you can throw the coin-laden end of the bag around the lense of the camera. Yank the camera away with the end of the bag that is in your hand. Or, if it's easier, just grab the camera with your hands. <BR/><BR/>Once you've gotten the camera away from the paparazzi, throw sand in his/her eyes to keep him/her out of the way while you work,open the capsul where the film is stored, and take the film out.<BR/><BR/>To deal with the crabs, pick up your dog, pull the crabs out of its fur, and run.Abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10282156475995104303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151253058425234742006-06-25T12:30:00.000-04:002006-06-25T12:30:00.000-04:00i like hong's...i'm too uncreative to think up a s...i like hong's...<BR/>i'm too uncreative to think up a solution myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151245465264970492006-06-25T10:24:00.000-04:002006-06-25T10:24:00.000-04:00to answer jon's question, here's what's happening ...to answer jon's question, here's what's happening in lewes: beach with Sophie, town (antique show), striper bites (lunch today), someone (you guess who) swam in the bay, blueberries, peaches, NO PIE, hamburgers on the grill, 750 piece puzzle, yard sale (bean bag tic tac toe and cribbage kit)rain (now), litter of kittens underneath neighbors shed (someone, you guess who, wants to take them all home and adopt them); tennis with someone (you guess who) complaining and more things than one should reasonably be able to cram into one 42 hour weekend, including missing a certain visitor (you guess who)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151210485128824222006-06-25T00:41:00.000-04:002006-06-25T00:41:00.000-04:00CONGRATS ABBY!!! So what's cracking down there in ...CONGRATS ABBY!!! So what's cracking down there in LEWES!!!!!????? And what beed my role please for da musica-al dat u slash we beed producin'?????!!!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151198707893103692006-06-24T21:25:00.000-04:002006-06-24T21:25:00.000-04:00since you "saw" the paparazzi, the person's probab...since you "saw" the paparazzi, the person's probably somewhat far away and hiding. To get him out, scream, "HELP I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE BY CRABS!!!" or something else dramatic. The paparazzi should see this as an excellent opportunity for a great, up-close picture. once the paparazzi has helped you escape the crabs,you ask to see his/her camera. If s/he declines, get the dog to chase after. Grab his camera and take out the film. Leave him 90 cents and a flip flop to show your gratitude.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1151161711214172052006-06-24T11:08:00.000-04:002006-06-24T11:08:00.000-04:00put the change in the plastic bag and beat off the...put the change in the plastic bag and beat off the crabs. then take a crab, throw it at the paparazzi, and while the paparazzi is in pain because of the rabid crab on his face, take the film out of the camera and run.Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03759329794074327959noreply@blogger.com