tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post114580417736925471..comments2023-11-05T02:25:42.473-05:00Comments on NEW LOVE STORIES: I Love You This MuchSam Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00668682766434069529noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1145928599728857892006-04-24T21:29:00.000-04:002006-04-24T21:29:00.000-04:00Ummm.. I got 40 people. Is my browser messed up?Ummm.. I got 40 people. Is my browser messed up?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1145928447576931322006-04-24T21:27:00.000-04:002006-04-24T21:27:00.000-04:00Mr Prosser said: "You were quite entitled to make ...Mr Prosser said: "You were quite entitled to make any suggestions or protests at the appropriate time you know."<BR/><BR/>"Appropriate time?" hooted Arthur. "Appropriate time? The first I knew about it was when a workman arrived at my home yesterday. I asked him if he'd come to clean the windows and he said no he'd come to demolish the house. He didn't tell me straight away of course. Oh no. First he wiped a couple of windows and charged me a fiver. Then he told me."<BR/><BR/>"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine month."<BR/><BR/>"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anybody or anything."<BR/><BR/>"But the plans were on display ..."<BR/><BR/>"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."<BR/><BR/>"That's the display department."<BR/><BR/>"With a torch."<BR/><BR/>"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."<BR/><BR/>"So had the stairs."<BR/><BR/>"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"<BR/><BR/>"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1145928321029468342006-04-24T21:25:00.000-04:002006-04-24T21:25:00.000-04:00YAY!!! Ummm... wait... I'll have a quote, really! ...YAY!!! Ummm... wait... I'll have a quote, really! Gimme a few seconds.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1145841424490571032006-04-23T21:17:00.000-04:002006-04-23T21:17:00.000-04:00same. i haven't read that book. yet. it's on my li...same. i haven't read that book. yet. it's on my list of books to read tho.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1145817984181273672006-04-23T14:46:00.000-04:002006-04-23T14:46:00.000-04:00Ha! I was alluded to twice in this post! Here's ...Ha! I was alluded to twice in this post! Here's my entries, as they are some of my favorite parts in the book:<BR/>In no particular order:<BR/>1) "On top of the cliffs stood a reception committee.<BR/>"It consisted in large part of the engineers and researchers who had built the Heart of Gold - mostly humanoid, but here and there were a few reptiloid atomineers, two or three green sylphlike maximegalaticians, an octopodic physucturalist, and a Hooloovoo (a Hooloovoo is a superintelligent shade of the color blue). All except the Hooloovoo were resplendent in their multicolored ceremnoial lab coats; the Hooloovoo had been temporarily refracted into a free-standing prism for the occasion."<BR/>2) "Curiosly enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Ohno, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now."<BR/>3) "Because Ford never learned to say his original name, his father eventualy died of shame, which is still a terminal disease in some parts of the Galaxy. The other kids at school nicknamed him Ix, which in the language of Betelgeuse Five translates as "boy who is not able staisfatorily to explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19815872.post-1145805033410904762006-04-23T11:10:00.000-04:002006-04-23T11:10:00.000-04:00no fair i didnt read that =(i luuuv smilies! even ...no fair i didnt read that =(<BR/>i luuuv smilies! even when they're not very smiley like that 1 ^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com