Daily Irony: A surgeon is operating very carefully on his patient. He then has a stroke and falls onto his patient, thus killing him.
I need an email sign-off. Please vote between these:
Irony is my passion.
I live it, I breathe it, I feel it.
May it torture you always.
Sam
Irony of Fate is my hobby.
Ludwig van Beethoven was deaf.
Adolph Coors was allergic to beer.
The President of WHO died because he needed brain surgery.
I hope something happens to you.
Sam
Irony of Fate is a passion.
I live it. I breathe it.
I Heart Irony.
Sam
Okay... I won't post tomorrow. So bye now.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
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11 comments:
Personally, I like the one you have now: "with what could barely be called sincerety"
don't u have a chain e-mail on that?
see yall tonight!
i like the
"irony is my passion"
one.
it's good.
yeah, I have no idea. probably the 2nd one. No one ever emails me so it doesn't really effect me.
hey sam! this is hannah, emma's sister. i like the beethoven one. it pretty much rocks. see you at band camp!
u must update! and while your at it, help me with my picture! it's being stupid!
you like irony THATmuch?
apparently he does.
I AGREE WITH ABBY -- your barely called sincerity sign off was funniest -- and the most sam.
by the way, rachel and i think its ironic that your daily ironies are not ironic.
I like "I hope something happens to you"
Although the thing you sign off now with (apparantly) is also pretty funny.
And P.S I don't get why some king writing "nothing of importance happned today" on July 4 17-7o-whatever is so ironic. Unless maybe that was the independance day. Was that independance day? I don't know... that's why I asked...
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